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date Quote #258
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dateJuly 3, 2010, 4:57 pm
Spencer-Phillips entered the room.
James: oh
mister7 entered the room.
Spencer-Phillips: hi
mister7: hi i sell autosurf.im
mister7: plase make very cheap offer
Spencer-Phillips: 1np
mister7: no in $
Spencer-Phillips: pass
mister7: usd please
mister7: spencer
Spencer-Phillips: what
mister7: plase offer in usd
Spencer-Phillips: &*!@ off
mister7: =.=
Spencer-Phillips: i said pass
mister7: //8
Spencer-Phillips: stop harrassing me
mister7: what u mean by pass?
Spencer-Phillips: u said cheap offer i say 1 np
Spencer-Phillips: you say no i say no thanks
mister7: no np i dun accept..i accept real cash
Spencer-Phillips: you dont even need to scroll up to fiond this out unless your on your phone
mister7: u wan it for free?
Spencer-Phillips: whats the registrar
mister7: name.com
Spencer-Phillips: no thanks
Spencer-Phillips: im tired
Spencer-Phillips: and lazy
mister7: ok dear...u working?
Spencer-Phillips: no i just banged the &*!@ out of my knuckles and dont feel like doing much
mister7: i'm more tired then u
mister7: i'm splice many fiber optic today
mister7: hot weather here
mister7: spencer
Spencer-Phillips: yes.
mister7: i know how to release you tension..just make a ***
Spencer-Phillips: i just busted a nut
mister7: lol
mister7: //36
mister7: bye gramdma
mister7 has left the room.
Spencer-Phillips has left the room.

date Quote #253
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dateJune 18, 2009, 6:02 pm
PeterBrown: if you could play any artist/song during a zombie invasion, who/what would it be :O
PeterBrown: im saying mariah carey, never gets old
PeterBrown: anyone heard her new song? :O
PeterBrown: "obsessed" so good

date Quote #251
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dateJune 15, 2009, 7:50 am
Dean says:
fuking noobs
dont get the picture
james // says:
fucking noobs
Dean says:
if u have been tellibng me to do something for years
james // says:
don't get the picture
Dean says:
and i havent done it
james // says:
oh
Dean says:
im probably never going to do it //6
james // says:
your dad telling you to lose your card?

date Quote #249
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dateJune 11, 2009, 8:24 am
mainhoondon: hey
mainhoondon: u can call me MHD :)
mainhoondon: if d name is too long
mainhoondon: ssup >?
thesuperscribbler entered the room.
mainhoondon: :D
thesuperscribbler has left the room.
Hive: ah right
Hive: not much here
mainhoondon: den were :P?
Sam entered the room.
Hive: mainhoondon: did you try clicking the eye icon 5 times fast ? i heard ppl can their future
Hive: see*
Hive: hello SAM
Hive: give my regards to sweden girls
mainhoondon has been warned by server
mainhoondon has been kicked by server
mainhoondon has left the room.
usualcliche: haha
mainhoondon entered the room.
usualcliche: Sup Hivenator!
mainhoondon: @Hive :My future is blank lol
Hive: thats what everyone said

date Quote #248
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dateJune 6, 2009, 3:03 pm
iowadawg entered the room.
iowadawg: great afternoon here in Iowa
iowadawg has left the room.
fish: driveby iowa tourism spam ^

date Quote #247
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dateJune 5, 2009, 6:39 pm
danstevenson: somone once picked me up from my house took me to a resturant then ordered and paid it was sweet
Steven: and wanted nothing in return? :O
danstevenson: nope
danstevenson: i havent seen them since wither lmao
danstevenson: so nothing still ahah
danstevenson: i guess you could argue they wanted to hang out
danstevenson: but that doesnt really count
Eric: that was so sweet of JayJay
danstevenson: //2
danstevenson: i wish it was jj lmao
fish: Eric: rofl
fish: did he pick you up in his plane?
danstevenson: lmao
fish: does JayJay have a passenger seat?
fish: or maybe a #$%&pit
fish: umm
danstevenson: LMAO
fish: that was supposed to say co.ckpit

date Quote #246
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dateMay 26, 2009, 5:42 pm
danstevenson: arg i think i burnt my butt tanning
danstevenson: :(
fish: danstevenson: tmi
danstevenson: //2

date Quote #245
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dateMay 23, 2009, 9:14 am
exponent: I wish I wasn't 1000 miles from the nearest Wahoo's
exponent: I'm starving http://www.wahoos.com/
Don: i'm sorry... but a fish taco? really? //2 //11
fish: "fish taco" sounds disgusting
Don: those two words just don't belong together //2
exponent: i thought they would be gross.. but they were actually really good
fish: no offense to my fellow fish
PeterBrown: isnt taco a drink?
James: wow
PeterBrown: fish drink? eww
fish: PeterBrown: you're kidding right?
Don: a taco is... //11
James: stupid chav

date Quote #243
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dateMay 14, 2009, 1:51 am
James: //5
coreyg: umm remembers the last experience with you here in chat
coreyg: wasn't pleasant
James: thats okay
James: i remember every experience with you, none of them are

date Quote #242
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dateMay 9, 2009, 6:28 pm
fish: anyone know of a simple pastebin script?
fish: nvm
fish: found it
fish: "adsense for domains" isn't really putting standard adsense ads on websites, it's usually used by big parking programs that have access to lots of traffic
taker: anyone know of any photosharing site scripts
Electric-Shadow: fish: i believe pastebin.com link to a version of the script they use
fish: Electric-Shadow: i know...just found it
Electric-Shadow: fish: //5
Electric-Shadow: but you might forget again in like 3 secs //5
fish: I already downloaded it
Eric: like dori
Electric-Shadow: Eric: //2
PeterBrown: dori the explorer?:O
fish: PeterBrown: that's dora
fish: dori is a fish
Electric-Shadow: EPIC PHAIL //2
fish: from finding nemo
PeterBrown is currently away.
fish: //2
Eric: I don't know what's worse - me knowing Dori from finding nemo, or fish knowing dora the explorer
Electric-Shadow: //2//2//2
fish: I'm putting this on that chat quotes site
PeterBrown: damnit
PeterBrown: ive been avoiding that site for ages

date Quote #240
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dateMay 7, 2009, 7:25 am
Dean: why did some guy randomly PM me? //5
chandan: Dean: PM him back with all your sales threads //6
Dean: nah, im not indian //5

date Quote #236
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dateMay 1, 2009, 8:14 am
James: mum gave one of the kids she looks after an ipod
James: wheres my ipod //7
Joseph: with a kid
Joseph: //2
Joseph: PWNT.

date Quote #234
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dateApril 25, 2009, 12:38 am
danstevenson: i cant believe how expensive the zoo is //5
danstevenson: just to look at some animals//5
James: why not just go to a trailor park?
Dean: it costs a lot to feed your girlfriend ?/5

date Quote #231
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dateApril 20, 2009, 11:14 am
Tom-Swanson: Eric: You could work for me as my salve.
Joseph: Tom-Swanson: /fail
Tom-Swanson: I'll pay you in fruity pebbles. //5
Joseph: Tom-Swanson: /fail
Tom-Swanson: Or frosted flakes.
Joseph: Tom-Swanson: /fail
Tom-Swanson: Joseph: Eric is looking for a new job. i'm trying to help //5
Joseph: Tom-Swanson: /fail
Hive: Joseph: //2
Tom-Swanson: Where are your brackets ? //5
Joseph: Tom-Swanson: /fail
Hive: //2
Tom-Swanson: Don't you know how to code valid xhtml/css //5
Joseph: Tom-Swanson: /fail
Tom-Swanson: And what about the starting tag //5
Joseph: Tom-Swanson: /fail
mellowmasher: :o
Tom-Swanson: <fail>
Joseph: Tom-Swanson: /fail
Tom-Swanson: </fail>
Tom-Swanson: lol
Joseph: Tom-Swanson: /fail

date Quote #229
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dateApril 18, 2009, 11:20 am
adda4u: How 2 Select MOM ??
James: you don't get to choose who your mother is, silly adda //5

date Quote #224
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dateApril 11, 2009, 2:01 am
Dan :if you have 11,000,000,000$ what would you do?
Tia :umm.. buy alot of weed and male strippers.
Tia :lol
Tia :JK
Tia :id give some money to my family. buy a nice house... lots of cars. lol go traveling
Dan :I would ....
Dan :hm...
Dan :buy like a 150,000,000$ house haha
Tia :hahhaa nice.
Dan :and um...
Dan :a island
Tia :hahaha nice
Tia :thaty would be cool
Tia :couldi come on ur island?
Dan :then eat alot of food and get fat
Tia :hahahahaha wow.
Dan :then get liposuction
Dan :and get really fat again lmao
Dan :and so on
Tia :wow.. what a goal.

date Quote #222
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dateApril 6, 2009, 10:20 pm
You: hi
You: have you seen my fish ?
Stranger: yes
You: where ?
You: ?
Stranger: in my fish tank with my gold fish
You: oh
You: i feel sorry for your gold fish then
Stranger: why ?
You: its a tiger fish :(
Stranger: f***k you
you: thank you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

date Quote #221
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dateApril 6, 2009, 10:00 pm
You: help me!
Stranger: ?
You: i need your soul
You: just for a day
You: ill return back
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

date Quote #220
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dateApril 6, 2009, 9:58 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Let's play a game
You: sure
Stranger: I type one word and you type another and try to make up a story
You: once
Stranger: upon
You: there
Stranger: was
You: a
Stranger: little
You: noobish stranger in omegle, trying to cheat me.
You have disconnected.

date Quote #219
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dateApril 6, 2009, 9:27 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hellooooooooooooo
You: im from hell
You: your from ?
Stranger: texas
You: ooo both are hot place
Stranger: lol

date Quote #218
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dateApril 6, 2009, 6:18 am
carloscsilva: trying to SEO my site
carloscsilva: Can you give me opinion?
carloscsilva: I Don't understand much about Meta Tags, i think Mine are too spammy :S
James: oh
James: you just earnt the name carlosdawg //5

date Quote #215
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dateMarch 29, 2009, 10:09 pm
Tom-Swanson: Make sure Dean gets his medicine JayJay
JayJay: ok
Dean: sweet
Dean: just got free acid from Jay
Dean: //5
JayJay: //2
Dean: wow, this is some good acid, it makes me think Tom is a legitimate businessman //5
JayJay: //2///2///2///2 omg epic

date Quote #213
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dateMarch 26, 2009, 3:50 am
coreyg: I have a Psychology Degree
coreyg: //2
James: cool
James: i have a psychology book
firefly: coreyg: always thought you were a psycho //2 //2

date Quote #209
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dateMarch 17, 2009, 5:18 am
James: i feel sorry for james murphy //5
Dean: yea he is a noob //5
James: i agree //5
Dean: he should suicide //5
James: yes //5
Dean: he is gay //5
James: yes //5

date Quote #208
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dateMarch 15, 2009, 1:26 pm
Galel: When a 56K modem came out I ran into the streets naked in excitement.

date Quote #207
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dateMarch 12, 2009, 8:13 pm
danstevenson: i need to make some money bad
Hostix: get a job like me
jdenwar: :o
Hostix: i have to go to bed for that job.
jdenwar: handjob... lol
jdenwar: //2
danstevenson: lol

date Quote #203
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dateMarch 11, 2009, 7:05 pm
ShaneReustle.com says (6:43 PM):
for($i=0;$i!=count($links);$i++){
if( isset( $_SESSION[ $links[$i][0] ] ) ){
$links_output[$links[$i][2]] .= "<a href='?do=".$links[$i][0]."'><b>&raquo;&nbsp;</b>".$links[$i][1]."</a>";
}
}
ShaneReustle.com says (6:53 PM):
shane used count(array) inside his for statement
ShaneReustle.com says (6:53 PM):
+2
ShaneReustle.com says (6:53 PM):
win.
Kavi says (6:53 PM):
shane used for instead of foreach: -2
ShaneReustle.com says (6:53 PM):
foreach?
ShaneReustle.com says (6:53 PM):
hmm.
ShaneReustle.com says (6:53 PM):
fack.

date Quote #199
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dateMarch 5, 2009, 8:19 am
Don: my nipples could cut glass atm.
Don: if anyone cares. //2
DomainReseller: Thanks for the info //2

date Quote #197
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dateMarch 4, 2009, 4:20 pm
c4smok: got me a nice hand job today =)
jdenwar:o
c4smok: err hand reg
jdenwar: //2 //2 //2 //2

date Quote #196
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dateMarch 3, 2009, 6:19 am
Zalaki: whats a
Zalaki: Canvasser
Dean: noobs that come to your house //5
Dean: and tell you vote for this guy
Dean: and your like $%&* off
Dean: //5
Zalaki: really
Dean: yes
DJ-Sound: canvasser is the offline version of spamming
DJ-Sound: flyers posters littering everywhere
Dean: wow, so thats what iowadawg did before the internet was invented //5

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